Apr 29, 2010

The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand.

Shot at
Exposure:      1/4000 sec
Aperture:     f/5.6
Focal Length:     200 mm
Edited with Photoshop elements for contrast

Apr 15, 2010

A Retiree's tale - hilarious

I picked this up from a forum somewhere, really hilarious and quite true i would say
Yesterday I was at my local WalMart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog. I was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting on the Purina Diet plan - again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say!

Apr 6, 2010

A peek into my Food Pictures

In the past many years, i have taken tons of food pictures. Each time i take a food (any food, any camera) picture I tag it with food, have been doing this meticulously till date. Here's a peek into my food pictures. Nothing that i am very proud of but its interesting when i look at them and try to remember the location of each and every picture :-)